Playmate Wants Her Sex Tape Back

Spencer Pratt was having negotiations with Steve Hirsch the owner of Vivid Entertainment about possibly putting out a sex tape starring him, Heidi Montag and some Playmate chick Karissa Shannon. As soon as Hirsch said he wanted to see the tape before continuing negotiations Spencer backed out. Now this Karissa girl wants the tape or she is going to sue Spencer. At the time Spencer can't even afford shaving cream so I doubt that he will be able to pay whatever is ordered from him in the courts so I guess this chick will end up getting the tape, or a copy, back. I hope this chick turns around and sells it to Hirsch herself.

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Someone Is Capitalizing On Her 15 Minutes Of Fame

Michaele Salahi is that bitch who crashed the White House party probably over a year ago and she was on some Housewives show but now she thinks she will stay in the public eye by showing her vajayjay and she is right. She is pretty good looking so I wouldn't mind seeing her naked but I would hate for her to become a permanent fixture in the tabloids world because her name is hard to spell and other than reality tv and eluding secret service, this bitch truly has no talents.

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Paris Is Binging In Maui

Paris Hilton is in Maui for some strange reason but she is probably just trying to get the fuck away from the paparazzi (good luck) who keep bugging her about her cocaine arrest. Personally, I think Paris should head over to Europe and have a good time while she is there because once she is a convicted felon, even if she only spends 2 days in the slammer, she will not be able to get a passport. And she has pretty much been blacklisted from appearing at any clubs in Las Vegas in the near future. Could you imagine a domestic limited Paris? It would be something else. Anyway, she is waving at the camera. Wave and say hi! Or bye that is.

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Kat Von D And Jesse James Are In Love

Recently Kat Von D and Jesse James attended a red carpet event last night and when questioned by reporters they basically said they were in love. I LOVE Kat Von D and think she has pretty cool tastes in men as she dated my idol Nikki Sixx for quite some time. I am not all that big of a fan of Jesse James because he is a gear head motorcycle type and I have never been in to that shit. I can overlook his little sig heil pictures session because we all make mistakes. And if you are wondering which is the better piece of ass, Kat Von D or Sandra Bullock, Kat Von D wins by a landslide.

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La Lohan Was Interviewed

There have been reports since before Lindsay went to jail that she would fetch a cool million for her first post prison/rehab interview. Who has that kind of scratch to waste on a pointless LiLo interview? Vanity Fair. In the interview she calls herself "a damn good actress" even though she hasn't worked on a movie in God knows how long and none of the producers and directors in Hollywood want to have anything to do with her. I watched that kokamamie movie Labor Pains and she SERIOUSLY doesn't know how to act. I used to love Lindsay and I guess I still do in some strange way but I don't like her nearly as much as I used to before she looked like she was 40 years old and had a bad attitude about everything. She had hope once and all of that is gone now. Also in the interview she talks a little bit about her "trama" from her father like he is this evil man when all he really wants to do is help. I feel sorry for the whole family. What else is discussed in the interview? She says she "never" abused prescription meds even though she just weened herself off amphetamines. She also says she "dabbled" with other drugs because she was young and dumb. This takes me to a flashback of Nicole Richie talking about "dabbling" with heroin. I am not sure if LiLo has gone that far down the drug path but if she hasn't already, give her time.

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SNL Has New Cast Members

Saturday Night Live just shed Will Forte from their cast because he probably thinks that his life is going to be going nowhere but upward after having years of SNL experience under his belt but nothing can be farther from the truth. As most people know, the life of a former SNL cast members takes a violent downward spin after leaving the show. Only a few have survived and even fewer have flourished. Now they have three new cast members to make the world not laugh every weekend. I am sure these people have a shitload of talent and could actually be somebodies if they just stuck with comedy but instead they decided to go the SNL route. Good luck! You'll need it!

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Last Night Was The Emmys

Last night all the people on tv who want to be in movies but are not talented enough came out of the woodwork to get an award. Some didn't get an award and mass suicides followed. Of course Kate Gosselin has a show on tv so she made it a point to arrive looking flashy and sexy. I love Kate Gosselin. I have ever since I started watching the first season of Jon And Kate Plus 8 and I think she is pretty cool. Anyway, here she is. Enjoy the view.

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Paris Hilton Busted For Coke, Is Pretty

Over the weekend Paris Hilton was busted for cocaine posession in Las Vegas. I know this story is old but I don't blog on the weekends so here it is. She didn't have a kilo or anything, just a little bit tucked away in her purse that she tried to get rid of by dropping it on the floor in the security offices of Wynn hotel. Anyway, the cop saw her try to drop it and she was busted. Now she is claiming that the cocaine belonged to her girlfriend who had borrowed her purse blah,blah. It is all bullshit. Why Paris can't just man up and tell everyone the coke was hers. I guess she is worried about going back to the clink because as you and I know, Paris Hilton DOES have a police record. She is probably trying to get out of the charges because Las Vegas is incredibly strict on drug use of any type in their city meaning Paris may not be looking at days if convicted but months in the pokey. Ouch!

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UPDATE: Paris Hilton might be charged with a drug felony if convicted of cocaine posession which she obviously was. Also, she may get four years in the pokey. LOL!

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Sexy Mama!

Here we have a picture of Heidi Montag and her fucked up nose from the plastic surgery she got a while back. This shit actually makes Michael Jackson's nose jobs look good. This is seriously some sick fucking shit. Anyway, her body looks awesome and she is a total butterface now. So someone grab me a box of Trojans and a brown paper sack so I can go to town!

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Bristol Palin Will Whore Herself Out For Dancing With The Stars

I do not see the obsession with fame that the Palin family has but it is starting to get a lot worse. Sarah Palin is content with being in the public eye to serve her country and make recommendations for politicians she thinks is right for the judge. Ever since that 2008 campaign Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin thinks they deserve a spot in the national eye and will not back down. Now Bristol Palin is going to be on Dancing With The Stars or DWTS for all you losers out there who actually watch the show. I feel sorry for her because she will end up breaking an ankle or some shit just like all the other celebrities who take on that show with no dancing experience do and then she will make a big fuss and throw a diva fit because she thinks that someday her mother will be president of the United States.

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Sandra Bullock Will Be Interviewed

I have no idea why Sandra Bullock waited this long to do a tv interview about her divorce from her ex-husband Jesse James but I am betting it all goes back to that thing that all actors and actresses apparently have in Hollywood called the Attention Whore bug. She likes all the publicity. Anyway, I am sure tough questions will be asked but she is a moron so there won't be all that much depth to the interview.

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Octomom Is Homeless

On the 15th of this month Octomom a.k.a. Nadya Suleman transferred the ownership of her home and the home of 14 neglected children over to her lawyer. I am not sure what this means for Octomom financially. Maybe she is broke. Maybe she thought that by having 14 kids and being a single mom meant she would be a shoe in for some fucked up reality show? Anyway, she is basically homeless and those kids will grow up to be serial killers. Nadya fail!

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How Big Is Too Big?

It is being reported by Life & Style magazine that Heidi Montag wants to remove her ginormous breast implants because they are crushing her. She already made a sex tape that will probably be released pretty soon where she shows off her massive tits in the flesh so I do not see a problem with getting the implants taken out now. I guess there is such a thing as "too big" for tits. I liked them smaller at their original size until Heidi fucked her body up royally by getting over a dozen plastic surgeries in one day.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Free!

Late last night Lindsay Lohan was released from UCLA medical center where she will continue to do outpatient treatment. So say good bye to that whole moving out west and getting real rehabilitation thing. She will fall back into her old ways because, let's face it, she is Lindsay. I truly do not know what to make of her. She still has the whole Machete and Inferno movie possibilities on her plate but do you actually think people are going to pack the box office just because LiLo might be flashing a little bit of boob?

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Miley Cyrus Is Fun

Miley Cyrus is set to star in a film called LOL that portrays her as a pot head, sex maniac and lesbian kisser. Chick is only 17 so there will not be any nudity but once this chick hits 18 and gets access to all that Hanna Montana money, she will be out the door like grease hits the skillet. I am not sure what that means but it sounds like some re neck shit her family would say. Anyway, she will def be doing Playboy in the coming months and will star in this "coming of age" story whenever they get their shit together and shoot this fucking thing. Basically it will be like the movie Thirteen only with less drugs I am sure.

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Heidi Montag Wants To Talk Numbers

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are in costa Rica for some weird reason and they are working on the release of this sex tape. This thing is for sure gonna happen one way or the other and everyone in the world will be able to see Heidi's bunghole for all existence. There is still no confirmation on what the numbers will be up front for the vid but I am sure it will outsell Kardashian's bullshit sex tape and may even challenge One Night In Paris. Also there is some Playmate who is gonna have some girl on girl action with Heidi but she says if her role in the film ever becomes public, she will "sue the pants off" Spencer Pratt.

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Paris Hilton Was Almost Killed

Paris Hilton was awoken this morning by a psychopath banging on her windows armed with two butcher knives. You can not make this stuff up. She called the cops and they came out and took the dude away to the clink. Of course this is not a cut and dry homicide attempt so who knows how long he will actually go away to jail for. Sucks for Paris. I love Paris and unlike these other socialite cunts like Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian I actually care about Paris' well being. Be safe Paris.

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